Few Kewl SMS

1) Y do people prefer football over cricket ?
They rather watch Brazil win n see females go topless than see india win n see Ganguly takng out his shirt !
2) Kisi ko kisi ki judai maar gayi. Kisi ko zindagi ki tanhai maar gayi. Ravan bhi bura aadmi nahin tha doston, use to Ram ki lugai maar gayi..
3) Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai, Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai, 6 mahine bit gaye apko nahye hue, Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai.
4) Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,hath uthe agar duao ke liye to chahere se kafan hata dena ,aur vajah puche maut ki to sensex bata dena.
5) Santa :- Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyo diya? Sardar :Yaar woh badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi.
6) When i miss u, i read your sms. when i want 2 c u, i close my eyes. Andwhen i want 2 hear u,i throw a STONEover a DOG.
7) Maine tumko Phone kiya to netwrk bola,Namskar!paglo ki duniya me apka swagat hai,Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF hai
8) Girl:I wanna a responsible man as a husband.Man replies:Dat's me,whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighbourhood,they say I m responsible!
9) Rat bahot ho chuki hai... ?
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10) Imagine life without me...Khali khali hai na? AJI HUM CHEEZ HI AISI HAI..